真智慧

真智慧

 

Ha ha ha...還真幽默哩!     A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish. 一個84歲的老先生喜歡釣魚。 He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ' Pick me up. ' 一天，他坐在船上釣魚的當下聽到 一個聲音說：「把我拿起來。」 ! He looked around and couldn ' t see anyone. 他四處張望，卻四下無人。 He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ' Pick me up. ' 當他又聽到「把我拿起來」時， 他以為是他的幻覺。 He looked in the water and there, 他往水中定神一看， floating on the top, was a frog.

那裡正有一隻青蛙浮在水面上。

The man said, ' Are you talking to me? '
老先生問道：「你在跟我說話嗎？」

The frog said, ' Yes, I ' m talking to you.
青蛙回道：「對，就是我啊！」
 
Pick me up then, kiss me and
I ' ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
將我拿起來，吻我，
我就會變為你今生所見最漂亮的女人。

I ' ll make sure that all your friends are envious
and jealous because I will be your bride! '
我確定你的朋友是既羨慕又嫉妒，
因為我即將成為你的新娘。

The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,
and placed it in his front pocket.
老先生凝視青蛙片刻後，伸出手，
很小心地托起青蛙放入他前面的口袋裡。

The frog said, ' What, are you nuts?
Didn ' t you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride. '
青蛙說：「怎麼，你瘋啦？你沒聽我說嗎？
我說，吻我，然後我就會成為你美麗的新娘。」

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I ' d rather have a talking frog. '

他撥開他的口袋，看著青蛙說：
「算了，以我這樣的年紀，
  我寧願有一隻會說話的青蛙。」

人到達一個年齡，清楚甚麼該要，

甚麼不該要，是一種 智慧 。