2011年2月17日 星期四

睿智阿公阿嬤之電話答錄機


 


睿智阿公阿嬤的電話答錄機

「喂!現在我們不能接電話,請在聽到「嗶」聲後留言.........
"Good morning. . . .
At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.........

...
beeeeeppp ...

如果你是我的孩子,先按1,再依照你打電話的目的,選擇18
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:

假如你是要我們去陪孫子,按1

If you need us to stay with the children, press 1

如果你是要跟我們借車,按2
If you want to borrow the car, press 2

如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服,按3
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3

若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜,按4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4

假若你是要我們到學校接孩子,按5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5

如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家,按6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
press 6

假如你現在要過來吃飯,按7
If you want to come to eat here, press 7

若是你需要錢,按8
If you need money, press 8

如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲,直接說話……
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking,
我們正在聽!!!!!!!!!!
we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"